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you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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