Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
