booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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