She said her name was "party"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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