You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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