So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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