I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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