Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
This is classic penis vs brain.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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