You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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