alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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