just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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