Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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