Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
