I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!