the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody