I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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