Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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