I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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