Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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