Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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