You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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