i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You're a waste of cheezeits
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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