just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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