Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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