I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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