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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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