Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?