I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks