It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.