1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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