There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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