I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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