anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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