You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
My breath smells like gin and sadness
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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