How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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