I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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