Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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