Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Did you just see the Batmobile???
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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