You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Who died my cat blue again?
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