Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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