I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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