Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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