I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
