Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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