At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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