I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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