We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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