She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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