I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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