This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
