just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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