I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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