I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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