Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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