i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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