Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
True college students do jello shots in the library
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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