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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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