this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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