Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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