we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
BRING THE BAGELS
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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